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Heaven's Gate

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 19, 2003.


  1. okie

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    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

    They then get to meet their Maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

    "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to
    be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing like crazy.
    When there are only ten people left, the guy is rolling on the floor, laughing like a hyena.

    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again"!