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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 23, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I Froze to Death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Girl, I wish you had looked in your deep freezer first...we'd both still be alive!