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Heaven

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. okie

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    An exasperated mother, who'se son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him."How do you expect to get into heaven?"
    The boy thought it over and said, "Well, i'll keep running in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming the door, until St. Peter asks."
    "For Heaven's sake Dylan, come in, or stay out?"