close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

He Deserved It

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2001
    Messages:
    4,264
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    SC
    A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.

    He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

    The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

    The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
     
  2. nrmcolt

    nrmcolt What?

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2004
    Messages:
    519
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Raccoon City

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,537
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
     
  4. Hoingshiba

    Hoingshiba willhunt4food

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Messages:
    89
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Yakima, Wa
    OK, I may be very naive or sheltered, but i simply dont get it. To spare me the embarrassment, could somebody PM me an explanation, just so i know....man Im a loser...
     
  5. Hoingshiba

    Hoingshiba willhunt4food

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Messages:
    89
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Yakima, Wa
    wait!!! I just re read it for the 40th time or so and it clicked....nevermind. I totally redeemed myself by posting this before you guys PMed me... i think...
     
  6. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2004
    Messages:
    474
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Marietta, GA
    No, you didn't. ;a
     
  7. Falcon501

    Falcon501 Fâlcón

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2004
    Messages:
    315
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Kalifornia
    PM me the answer too...I dont get it either...I feel stupid...:)