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Having A Really Bad Day ? ? ?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. Having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
    spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
    expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
    cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
    killer whale ate them both.

    Still think you are having a bad day?

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
    frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
    running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
    away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
    wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
    happily listening to his Walkman.

    STILL think you're having a bad day?

    Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
    pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
    pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
    The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?! STILL having a bad day??

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
    letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    There now, feeling better?
  2. Screw the thread ! ! ! !

    TOP 10 ! ! ! ! ! YAHOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  3. NVGlock

    NVGlock Present

    Feb 25, 2002
    Can you say DARWIN??????