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Haunting questions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, May 21, 2007.


  1. SARG

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    Can you cry under water?


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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?




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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?




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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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    What disease did cured ham actually have?




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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?




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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?




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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.




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    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?




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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?




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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




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    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?




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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?