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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
    Instead of buying a
    new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the
    vestibule. When he
    got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew
    where he had to sit
    and listen to the entire sermon on "The Ten Commandments." After
    church, the man met
    the preacher in the vestibule doorway, shook his had vigorously, and
    told him "I want to
    thank you preacher for saving my soul today. I came to church to steal
    a hat and after
    hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided against it."
    Preacher: "You mean the commandment 'I shall not steal' changed your
    mind?"
    Old Man: "No, the one about adultery did.
    As soon as you said that I remember where I left my old hat!"