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Halloween suspect descriptions

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by CanIhaveGasCash, Nov 1, 2012.


  1. CanIhaveGasCash

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    Are my favorite.

    We hooked a guy dressed as a cow on a warrant, had a male dressed as Princess Leia urinating from a balcony, a fight between a different cow and a blue caterpillar. :rofl:

    Anyone else have any good run ins?
     

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  2. sheriff733

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    We had a call go out that Barack Obama had just stolen a case of beer from a Mapco and was headed north in a black Kia Rio. He was not caught. Of course, the news wouldn't have reported it even if he was. :whistling:

    (Ok, I condensed the actual verbiage of the call, but you get the idea.)

    :supergrin:


    Sent with Probably Cause and Irrisputable Proof.
     

  3. msu_grad_121

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    Got a slutty nurse and her sister, a slutty fairy for possession of cannabis and parapernalia last night, and for 55 in a 35. That was kinda fun, and I made sure my mic was off the SECOND they were secured... :rofl:
     
  4. collim1

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    Arrested Superman passed out on the ground with his face ~1" away from a huge dog steamer.
     
  5. A6Gator

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    Had coffee out the nose on that one...:rofl:
     
  6. DaBigBR

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    I got a cheerleader who had no business wearing the costume. Some of our other guys got Freddy Kruger, a female Joker, and the typical assortment of others
     
  7. steveksux

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    That's a great costume, what did you arrest him for?

    And what did he use for the balcony for his costume? :tongueout:

    Randy
     
  8. steveksux

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    I guess Superman didn't possess a super sense of smell.... :rofl:

    Randy
     
  9. BMG22

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    Did the jello shots he had been slamming have traces of kryptonite in them?
     
  10. GumbyDammit

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    I got dispatched to a local sports complex (having a huge dance party) for an intoxicated male fighting with security.... suspect is dressed like a big taco. Before I could reply someone cut in and said "hard or soft shell".
     
    #10 GumbyDammit, Nov 5, 2012
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