I just got an e-mail from Midway wishing me a Happy Birthday and offering me the largest discount in the history of mankind on my next order. There is a caveat however, I must place my order prior to my actual birthday but that doesn't really present a problem. Why would I wait... I don't even buy green bananas and only spend a half hour watching 60 Minutes. I found it a bit odd that they included a post script to their message, it read as follows; Please do not inform Little Stevie of the generous birthday offer extended to you, we purposely do not send one to him because he's a slug flatlander. I'm paraphrasing of course. Jack Wanna kill these ads? We can help!