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Guy fistfights with deer and loses.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by teumessian_fox, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. teumessian_fox

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  2. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    Will the "Stand your ground law" favor the buck?
     

  3. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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    Sharpened antlers would have prevented this.
     
  4. G36's Rule

    G36's Rule Senior Member

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    Idiot got what he deserved letting wild animals that close to his home.

    And never bring fist to a hoof fight.
     
  5. youngdocglock

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    WOW. you know you've lived a long long life when you can tell people with a straight face that you had a brawl with a boxing deer haha
     
  6. sheriff733

    sheriff733 NRA LIFE MEMBER

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    His jiu jitsu was strong. The deer's was stronger.
     
  7. rilkil23

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    Looks painful. I try to hit them in the nuts with my bb gun but they just keep coming back. I'm thinking I need more firepower.
     
  8. dac1204

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    Man he got bucked up:rofl:
     
  9. series1811

    series1811 Enforcerator. CLM

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    Well, it makes more sense now. It was a member of a deer gang.
     
  10. sheriff733

    sheriff733 NRA LIFE MEMBER

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    Clearly, it was an Assault Buck.
     
  11. Lone Wolf8634

    Lone Wolf8634 :):

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    As usual, they left out all the important info. How many points/Inches? Typical or non? I'd take a couple of right hoofs to hang an impressive rack on my wall.:supergrin:
     
  12. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    That's my local paper, but I don't remember seeing that headline this morning. Does he get to keep his opponent for supper?
     
  13. tadbart

    tadbart duuuuude.

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    shoulda used a buck knife.
     
  14. Bilbo Bagins

    Bilbo Bagins Slacked jawed

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    If Obama had a deer, it would look like that buck.
     
  15. Drain You

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    Man I'm glad he was able to kill it so they can test it, I was thinking rabies the whole time.
     
  16. el_jewapo

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    Had to be rabies or some other disease making it crazy, or an escaped pet. It's the wrong time of year for a hormone rage to over ride their fear of humans.
     
  17. concretefuzzynuts

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    He's lucky he's not dead. Those hard, sharp hooves can do a lot of damage.
     
  18. Ian Moone

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    I expect the Rev. Al Buckton and Buckee Jackson will all over this soon ...screaming speciesism.
     
  19. GLWyandotte

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    Not too far from where I hunt.
    Love the line "I gut shot him".
     
  20. Keoking

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    I would have pistol whipped the deer with my Glock. That's an ass whupping that you can't recover from.