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Guts or

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls.

    But do you really know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, “You’re next.”
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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    Oh My!!!!!!!!