Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Welcome to Glock Forum at

Why should YOU join our forums?

  • Connect with other Glock Enthusiasts
  • Read up on the latest product reviews
  • Make new friends to go shooting with!
  • Becoming a member is FREE and EASY

Glock Talk is the #1 site to discuss the world’s most popular pistol, chat about firearms, accessories and more.

Growing Old Is Fun

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't
    do something useful with my time. Talking about
    my "doing something useful" seemed to be her
    favorite topic of conversation. She was "only
    thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the
    senior center and hang out with the guys.

    I did this and when I got home last night I decided
    to teach her a lesson about staying out of my
    business. I told her that I had joined a parachute

    She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 74 years
    old and you're going to start jumping out of

    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership

    She said to me, "Good grief, where are your
    glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute
    Club, not a Parachute Club."

    "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...
    I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

    She fainted.

    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier
    but sometimes it can be fun.
  2. mknpwr


    Jul 18, 2011
    Ha, classic. My daughter thinks I'm immature.

    Sent from my rotary dial phone

  3. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

    Sep 24, 1999
    Hartford, Vermont