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Growing Old Is Fun

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't
    do something useful with my time. Talking about
    my "doing something useful" seemed to be her
    favorite topic of conversation. She was "only
    thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the
    senior center and hang out with the guys.

    I did this and when I got home last night I decided
    to teach her a lesson about staying out of my
    business. I told her that I had joined a parachute
    club.

    She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 74 years
    old and you're going to start jumping out of
    airplanes?"

    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership
    card.

    She said to me, "Good grief, where are your
    glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute
    Club, not a Parachute Club."

    "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...
    I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

    She fainted.

    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier
    but sometimes it can be fun.
     
  2. mknpwr

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    Ha, classic. My daughter thinks I'm immature.

    Sent from my rotary dial phone
     

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