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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
    Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at
    them all the way through the entrance.
    The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome
    to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
    Are they twins?"
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other
    one's 6. Why would you think they're twins?
    Are you blind, or just stupid?
    "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.
    "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
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