Doctor, the embarrassed man said, I have a sexual problem. I cant get it up for my wife anymore. Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do. The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. Take offyour clothes, Mrs. Thomas, the doctor says. Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on. The doctor took the husband aside. Youre in perfect health, he said. Your wife didnt give me an erection either.