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Gotta go

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 9, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A boy and his chick are walking in the evening. Getting dark. He walks
    her home and just in front of her door he feels an urgent need to take
    a crap, so when she flirtatiously invites him in for a cup of coffee he
    willingly agrees, hoping to use her bathroom.

    She opens the door, he rushes to the toilet, but she holds him back
    saying she needs to powder her nose first and offers him to go to the
    living room,watch TV and make himself comfortable.

    He enters the room, the crap already coming out, and sees a big shaggy
    dog sitting on the carpet.

    OK, he thinks, pulls the pants down and makes a huge steaming pile
    right in front of the dog, as if it did it. Then he hitches up his pants and goes to the kitchen, smug and self-satisfied.

    She goes out and asks why he is not in the room.

    He answers, your huge dog is so scary, I decided to wait in the
    kitchen.

    Oh! Come on, she says, its just a plush toy.