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Got punched in the mouth today!!!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Eurodriver, Nov 10, 2012.

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  1. Silent_Runner

    Silent_Runner Can you hear me

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    You offer to suck someone's dick if they will get us to stop hating you and then you tell us you post while driving.:upeyes:
     

  2. tslex

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    I'm not only going to call BS, I'm going to talk to my IT guy to see if there is way to create an app that will automatically call BS each time Euro posts anything.
     
  3. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    Jury? really? ;)
     
  4. IndyGunFreak

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    No way it's Walter. Walter, as gruff as he was, was pretty intelligent. I'm not sure he'd have the capability to act as stupid as ED.
     
  5. Steel Head

    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    :rofl:
    Thanks :wavey:
    I have not laughed like that in a long time.
     
  6. OctoberRust

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    for the record, I didn't take him up on his offer. :rofl::rofl:
     
  7. Who cares. You got biotch slapped. :rofl:
     
  8. jpa

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    Androids have voice recognition. Damn technology. :)



    What the F are you doing posting and driving, anyway? If texting and driving are dangerous (I don't care if it's legal or not) and calling and driving is dangerous, why would you think it's any safer to write a whole GT post???

    I don't know what you were thinking when you told him you were checking out his daughter, not his wife....either way you probably had a shot in the mouth coming. Next time be less obvious.
     
  9. Eurodriver

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    Okay, sorry guys. I just got back home. Too many (most are hillarious, thanks!) replies to sort through but I'll address some.

    1st - yes, this story could be made up. But so could 99% of every other post on GNG. What about the guy who said he was followed for like 30 minutes? Why not question him? I've been posting about my incidents involving females for like 2 years, you'd think it would be either "Yeah, he's a compulsive liar" or "This guy really gets in messes because he's so stupid." Not both.

    I took a picture of my bloody lip. I'm going to post it, but I thought how would any of you know it was me? Pictures of bloody lips are all over the internet but I don't like the idea of my face on GNG. I have some pretty messed up bottom teef so here's what I'm doing: I'm going to post a pic of me with the bloody lip and me with a sign that says "eurodriver" with the same teef. Any dentists on here? Would that work for you all? (I'll wait for some replies before actually wasting my time. Even after posting all my promotion warrants, pictures of me in Iraq, ribbon stacks, counseling jacket, etc etc some of you still don't think I served in the Marine Corps....)

    Yes, I did get punched in the mouth on the Marine Corps Birthday. Oh well. I don't celebrate it anymore. I leave that to the real heroes.

    No, the guy didn't exactly say that. But the point is he did say something to that effect. To be honest, I really don't have a whole lot of memory leading up to it. (The guy was pretty big. He had to be a solid dude to hold down a hottie like his wife)
     
  10. dhoomonyou

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    Putz, u post while driving?

    Duh
     
  11. Eurodriver

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    Because I thought they were trying to set me up with her!!! I thought thats what they wanted?!?

    Who wouldn't want their daughter to be Mrs. Eurodriver?!

    I drive a Mercedes!!!!

    P.S. Reality check. I was in Palm Beach - oh my God. My little 5 year old C Class was like a Honda Civic out there. I saw watches that were more expensive than my car. I'm really gonna chill out with the Benz talk from now on
     
  12. I wanna see pics or my BS meter went off the chart....
     
  13. Eurodriver

    Eurodriver

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    (I'm really not that smart, honest.)
     
    Last edited: Nov 12, 2012
  14. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    I was hoping we'd get pics..


    Not this kind of pics.
     
  15. TheExplorer

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    Beat me to it.:rofl:
     
  16. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    C'mon ED. Gets us the pics we're waitin on.



    You really didn't whip out the cell for a snapshot of yoga class?
     
  17. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    Oh, and do you mind?

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  18. I'm voting for both, because it is possible to both be a liar and and stupid.
     
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