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gorilla joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dalton Wayne, Jul 25, 2007.


  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne
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    A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of
    gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female,
    became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the
    veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
    in season. To make matters worse, there was no male
    gorilla available.

    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought
    of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker
    responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee,
    like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed
    ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

    The Zoo Keeper thought they might
    have a solution.
    Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he
    be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby
    Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to
    think the matter over carefully.

    The following day, he announced that he would accept
    their offer, but only under four conditions.

    1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on
    the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this
    condition.

    2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one
    about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this
    condition.

    3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children
    raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

    4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta give
    me another week to
    come up with the $500.00."
     
  2. nmk

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