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Good News / Bad News

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A young man from a prominent family was being divorced by his glamorous wife. His lawyer called with news about the property settlement.

    "The good news is that she isn't asking for any share of your future inheritance."

    "Great!" said the young man. "What's the bad news?"

    "Well," said the lawyer, "after the divorce, she's marrying your father!"