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Good/bad news

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 11, 2009.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
    Patient: Go with the good news first.
    Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
    Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
    Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
     
  2. jtull7

    jtull7
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    Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
    Patient: Go with the bad news first.
    Doctor: You have six weeks to live.
    Patient: What!?! What am I gonna do?
    Doctor: Marry an ugly woman, move to Lubbock, Texas, and buy a Dodge truck. Them six weeks will feel like six years.