# 10 Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." # 8 Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." # 7 Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy "Eventually." # 6 Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." # 5 Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass." # 4 Golfer "How do you like my game?" Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." # 3 Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." # 2 Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." # 1 Best Caddy Comment Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old," Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."