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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 22, 2008.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language, as he played
    golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out
    of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives.

    The preacher felt obliged to respond. "I have observed," he said, in a calm
    voice, "that the best golfers do not use foul language."

    "I guess not," said Dave. "What the hell do they have to cuss about?"
     
  2. jp_72

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    Q: Why do they call it golf?

    A: All the other four letter words had already been taken!

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  3. DriBak

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    very nice