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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    1. A game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by
    disappointment and bad arithmetic.

    2. A game of opposites - the world's slowest people are
    ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.

    3. A colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the
    pink, and financially in the red.

    4. A game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under
    blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the law,
    but a form of moral effort.

    5. A game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the
    green, and then you find yourself in a hole.

    GOLF CART, n.

    1. A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie,
    it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker.

    GOLFER, n.

    1. A person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down

    2. A guy who has the advantage over a fisherman - he doesn't
    have to bring home anything when he brags he had a great
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

    Sep 24, 1999
    Hartford, Vermont
    Mark Twain called it "a nice walk, spoiled."