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Golf

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl
    swims to shore in a wetsuit....
    Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
    Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been
    since you've had a cigarette?"

    Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on
    the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.

    Man: "Oh thank you so much!"

    Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"

    Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet
    suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

    Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

    Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how
    long has it been since you played around?"

    Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"