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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 28, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still
    rolling. ~ Mark Twain

    It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it
    in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron

    Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a
    bagpipe


    Subject: Golf words of wisdom



    Ben Hogan - As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses,
    for you only get to play one round.

    Lee Trevino - I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes
    they would have come up sliced.

    Harry Tofcano - I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible
    time getting out of them.

    Winston Churchill - Golf is a game whose aim it is to hit a very small ball
    into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the
    purpose.

    Anonymous - Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.
    Jack Benny - Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner ... and
    you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

    Gardner Dickinson - They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe
    them. Golf is a lot more complicated.

    Bobby Jones - Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult.
    Steve Ballesteros - I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone
    would have to play from the rough, not just me.

    Tommy Bolt - Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have
    to waste energy going back to pick them up.
     
  2. trcubed

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    Lee Trevino - When the weather turns bad and lightning starts popping around the course, just hold a one-iron over your head. Even God can't hit a one-iron.

    (Lee probably knows...he's been struck by lightning twice!)

    Lee Trevino (again) - I usually play a round of golf in the seventies or eighties. If it gets hotter that that, I go home.
     

  3. SmilingOtter

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    That made my day - Gardner Dickinson was my godfather. He and my father grew up together in Macon, Ga.

    Thanks! (I'd never heard that one...)