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Golf For Sex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 28, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to
    find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a
    cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.

    "A magic potion" she replies.

    "Well what does it for" he asks. "This potion will make anyone an
    excellent golfer."

    At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is
    agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his
    sex life.

    After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion.
    He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of
    golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He
    spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every
    course he manage to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After
    a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the
    witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk
    to her.

    "Well", she asks, "How has your game been?" "Great! This has been
    the best year of my life. I have played all over the country and
    never lost a game."

    "And how about your sex life?" "Oh, not bad."

    "Really? This stuff can really ruin a guys sex life. Say, how many
    times did you have sex last year?" "Hmmmm, it was three, no, four

    "And you call that not bad?" "Not for a priest with a small parish."