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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. goldenlight


    Apr 15, 2007
    Two women were playing golf.

    One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men.

    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the round and
    proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

    "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

    "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

    He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
    together at his groin.

    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

    She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
    asked, "How does that feel?"

    He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

  2. Z71offroad95

    Z71offroad95 New Glock Owner

    Feb 6, 2009
    Houston, Texas
  3. Nicko


    Apr 13, 2007
    Virginia Beach, VA
    That joke is clean and dirty at the same time. :rofl:
  4. Having Broken a thumb I can really appreciate this one