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Golf ball

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
    wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her
    ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting
    around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
    over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...
    stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."

    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"