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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 21, 2005.


  1. okie

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    A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance
    and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk.

    "So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father.

    "I am a theology scholar," replies the fiance.

    "Do you have any plans of employment?"

    "I will study and God will provide."

    "What about the children?" asks the man.

    "God will provide."

    "And your house and car?"

    "Again, God will provide," says the fiance.

    After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father, "So what did you two
    talk about?"

    The man replies, "He has no plans of employment, but on the other hand,
    he thinks I'm God."