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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 17, 2003.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,
    "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured
    out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we
    can now do what you did in the beginning."
    "Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
    "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into
    the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating
    man."
    "Well, that's very interesting...show Me." So the scientist
    bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the
    shape of a man.
    "No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
     
  2. Cynthia

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    RN

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    ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i great one, okie!
     

  3. matt3310

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    who me???

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    ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;a ;a
     
  4. MarksGlock22

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    The Punisher

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    Good one. ;i ;i ;i