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Go fly a kite

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 17, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the
    wind catches it for a few seconds; then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a
    few more times with no success.
    All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how
    men need to be told how to do everything.
    She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."
    The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last
    night, you told me to go fly a kite."