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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Glossary Terms

    Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology

    NEW: Different colors from previous version.

    ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.

    UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.

    ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn't understand it.

    NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.

    BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.

    DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.

    UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.

    UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time.
    The Dumpty Dictionary, Version 2.0