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Glock Haiku

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lazarus, Jul 10, 2002.

  1. lazarus

    lazarus Hard to Kill

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    Samurai in feudal Japan were expected to master the figthing arts, but they were also supposed to be equally proficient in calligraphy, flower arranging, poetry, and the like.

    It was with this in mind that I decided to try my hand at some Japanese poetry, dedicated to one of my favorite subjects. :)


    Comments and additional submittals are welcome.


    The black pistol throbs
    It feels quite good in my hand
    As I shoot again


    Acrid smoke is there
    When I reload my pistol
    And the other falls


    Safety on my hip
    A black Glock in my waistband
    Is quite comforting


    Blood blossoms from he
    Who brought evil to my home
    As my pistols bucks


    Hi-cap magazines
    Are pricey but the balance
    Is better with them

    ;c ;c ;c
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Laz,

    Those ROCK. Nice work!!!

    Koski
     

  3. mjs

    mjs

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    Okay, I'm not much of a poet, but here goes...


    Mag banned in U.S.
    Dremel tool cheap at Wal-mart
    Ouch, cuffs are too tight


    New to reloading
    Slide flew off and hit my face
    It must be Glock's fault


    Time to clean the Glock
    I think I unloaded it
    BOOM - I blame the gun


    If you have some Glocks
    None of which a twenty-nine
    You must wear a dress


    Zero common sense
    Okay here is my story
    The thing just went off


    Practicing my draw
    Just blew off another toe
    My neighbors hate me


    Mexican carry
    Did not want kids anyway
    Call an ambulance


    Magazine holds rounds
    But I will call it a clip
    Just to piss you off



    ;a ;e ;a ;e
     
  4. vertigo7

    vertigo7

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    Gaston's plastic gun
    metal bullets, highcap mags
    The badguy blaster
     
  5. carebear

    carebear Da Bear is back

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    inside square pants hides
    a loaded black plastic tool
    and a Glock pistol
     
  6. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    The bulge in my pants
    Is not my junk, but my glock
    Yet, I am still happy
    To see you over there
     
  7. GoGators

    GoGators Stomatologist

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    Assaliant attacks
    With speed I draw the black gun
    Brains upon the wall

    Mexican carry
    Pistol is inside my pants
    My garbage is gone

    Front sight, squeeze trigger
    One ragged hole in target
    An Austrian bliss
     
  8. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    More masterpieces!!! I'm going to have these calligraphied and framed for my office.
     
  9. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    Five pound connector
    it is a perfect fit for
    any Glock pistol.
     
  10. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    My holster fetish
    Thirty different holsters
    for only one Glock
     
  11. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    Haikus always remind me of William Shatner.

    "Spock...I..can't..feel...my...arm..."

    ;Q