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Girl's night out

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ReyFufuRulesAll, Dec 26, 2008.


  1. ReyFufuRulesAll

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
     

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  2. Blitzer

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  3. sparky241

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    :rofl::rofl:hahaha i heard that about 2 years ago but that never gets old
     
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    I thought you were talking about this...

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    I enjoyed this thread until I saw that pic, now I'm screaming from clawing my own eyes out! The Horror!
     
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    I agree
     
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