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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 8, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday
    surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop
    rather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him.

    "What color?" they asked. He settled for white.

    "How much does it cost?" he asked. "Twenty dollars."
    "Very good," he thought. All that remained was
    the size, but he hadn't the faintest idea.

    "Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts?
    Grape fruits? Oranges?"

    "No," he said, "nothing like that."

    "Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's
    bust resembles."

    He thought long and hard and then looked up and said,
    "Have you ever seen a Spaniel's ears?"
     
  2. potshot

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    I thought it went... " Do they look like eggs?", "Yeah eggs, fried."

    ;z ;f ;z
     

  3. okie

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    Different joke;f