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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 14, 2009.


  1. okie

    okie
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    A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas
    present for his new girlfriend.
    They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland.
    Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful
    consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the
    right note. not too romantic and not too personal.
    Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty
    pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of
    sexy knickers for herself at the same time.
    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
    items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the
    knickers.
    Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
    following letter.


    Dear Maggie,

    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when
    we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would
    have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
    (which are easier to remove).

    These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
    showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
    I hardly noticed any marks.

    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them
    even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that
    they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she
    hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them..

    I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
    many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
    again.

    When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
    because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

    I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

    All my love,

    Chris

    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded
    down with a little bit of fur showing.
     
  2. pulaskipusher

    pulaskipusher
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    Topodaworldma!

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    Okie, Holy Carp you have me rolling tonight!!! LOL