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getting to know each other

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 12, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    getting to know each other


    A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right
    away.

    She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

    He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go
    along.

    So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a
    very
    nice resort.

    One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
    climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
    entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was
    followed
    by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened
    out
    and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he
    came
    back and lay down on his towel.

    She said, "'That was incredible!"

    He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
    we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

    So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was
    moving
    so fast that the
    froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone
    before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did
    laps in
    freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!

    After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back
    out
    and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

    He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

    "No", she said, "I was a hooker in Rockford and worked both sides of
    the
    river."