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Getting short....

Discussion in 'Indiana Glockers' started by sjstill, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. sjstill

    sjstill Guest

    Well, 4 more working days (6-14), and youse guys won't be able to harass me at PSS any longer :sad: :banana:

    Taking a job as a bailiff in the City-County building (Paternity Court). Be working 3 days a week, so I'll still be able to run Eagle Creek.

    I'll miss the shop, but this is too good an opportunity to pass up.
  2. 4sarge

    4sarge Millennium Member

    Good Luck - You will be entering a whole new world and it will be much stranger than Jerry Springer ever imagined :wavey:

  3. Rikki

    Rikki Pathetic Loser

    Apr 10, 2002
    Behind the curtain
    Are you talking about the city-county bldging downtown?
    I don't think you can pack heat there-and they may try to see your hinney 'cause they take your belt, too...
  4. Snowman92D


    Oct 6, 2001
    Ooooh...paternity court, huh? That place...? Well...uh...I'm hoping your fellow Indiana Glockers can count on you for a "break" now and then, if you know what I mean? :outtahere:
  5. FThorn

    FThorn TV/Movie Club

    Apr 30, 2004
    Cut your hair short...
  6. R. Emmelman

    R. Emmelman Tired Member

    "Paternity Court" "Getting short.... " :animlol:

    Oh, sorry, couldn't resist.
  7. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

    After you get some experience under your belt you can go work for Judge Judy:tongueout:
  8. sjstill

    sjstill Guest

    Nope, I'll be an officer of the court, and I can carry (part of the job). Even have arrest powers :tongueout:

  9. epsylum

    epsylum Boolit Hoze

    Sep 4, 2004
    Racing Capital, USA
    Well there goes your "I'll just have to shoot 'em" line.

  10. biggl35

    biggl35 NFA user

    Jul 3, 2005
    Indianapolis, Indiana
    There goes the neighborhood. :animlol:

    Who, in their right mind, would give you arresting powers? :tongueout:
  11. rhino465


    Sep 24, 2003
    Indiana, USA
    Which academy will you have to attend?
  12. sjstill

    sjstill Guest

    Would assume MCSD Speckled Deputy academy. One of the 'minor details' that needs hammered out :shocked:
  13. R. Emmelman

    R. Emmelman Tired Member

    So, you are going to be working for.... (gasp)... Frank? :cowboy:
  14. rhino465


    Sep 24, 2003
    Indiana, USA
    Steve, I hope you realize we'll be calling you "Bull" for the rest of your natural life.

    Your only recourse is to shave your head, face, and start saying things like, "Yo-kay."
  15. sjstill

    sjstill Guest

    He** NO!

    Working for the Circuit Court (which oversees the Paternity Court).

    MCSD does administer the Speckles, but I'm a Court employee. Once I clock out, I'm a mere citizen again.

  16. sjstill

    sjstill Guest

    Hah, they'll get the same break they give me, Bwwwaaahahahaha :animlol: :rofl: :banana: :tongueout:

    :animlol: :rofl: :banana: :tongueout:
  17. boilergonzo


    Mar 31, 2004
    Congratulations. Jobs like that can be both rewarding and frustrating, making one appreciate normal families, happy kids, loving moms, and non dead-beat dads. I hope you enjoy the job!