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Getting screwed

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.

    "I want to get screwed," said the man.

    "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an entrance and membership fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.

    The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.

    "Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"

    "What?" said the voice, "Again?"