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Getting older

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Emmett4glock, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. Emmett4glock

    Emmett4glock

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    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

    Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

    'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

    'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
     

  2. JackMac

    JackMac

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    accurate, really accurate. has anyone seen that kmart internet commercial about the guy who shipped his pants? Yep, he shipped his pants!