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Getting Older

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 20, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    Long ago cursing and beating a stick into the ground was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

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    Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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    The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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    Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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    How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

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    When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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    One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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    One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

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    Oh, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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    Old age is when former classmates are so gray, wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

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    If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

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    First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then .... Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper down!

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    If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?

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    And best of all....
    I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.........