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Getting Old

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 5, 2005.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

    The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

    "No," he replied, "arthritis."