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Getting married

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 25, 2007.


  1. okie

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    An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
    She said, "I want to keep my house."
    He said, "That's fine with me."
    She said, "And, I want to keep my Lincoln Towncar."
    He said, "That's fine with me."
    She said, "And I want to have sex 6 times a week!"
    He said, "That's fine with me. Put me down for Fridays.