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getting married

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 21, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

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    dallas, tx
    A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:

    'So I hear you're getting married?'

    'Yep!'

    'Do I know her?'

    'Nope!'

    'This woman, is she good looking?'

    'Not really.'

    'Is she a good cook?'

    'Naw, she can't cook too well.'

    'Does she have lots of money?'

    'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'

    'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
    'I don't know.'
    'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'






    'Because she can still drive!'
     
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2011