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getting into Heaven

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 26, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a
    Southern Baptist and their wives were all on a cruise together. A tidal wave
    came up, swamped the ship, and they all drowned.

    The next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

    As fate would have it, the first in line was the Presbyterian and his wife.
    St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in. You were moral
    and upright, but you loved money too much. You loved it so
    much, you even married a woman named Penny." St. Peter waved
    sadly, and poof! Down the chute to the 'Other Place' they went.

    Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in either,"
    said Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, but you
    loved food too much. You loved food so much, you even married a woman named
    Candy!" Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and wham! Down the
    chute went the Methodists.

    The Southern Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It isn't
    looking good, Fanny."