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Get Yo Momma

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 20, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    Subject: Get Yo Mamma
    > >
    > > > A redneck family from the hills of Tennessee was visiting the
    city and
    > > > they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father
    and
    > > son
    > > > were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
    > > > almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
    walls
    > > > that
    > > > could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy
    asked,
    > > "Paw,
    > > > What's 'at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
    > > "Son,
    > > > I
    > > > dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life,
    I
    > > ain't
    > > > got no idea'r what it is."
    > > >
    > > > While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
    old
    > > lady
    > > > in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
    button.
    > > >
    > > > The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
    room.
    > > > The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
    > > circular
    > > > numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
    > > watch
    > > > until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
    light
    > > in
    > > > the reverse order.
    > > >
    > > > Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-
    year-old
    > > > blonde woman stepped out.
    > > >
    > > > The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
    quietly to
    > > his
    > > > son, "Boy, go git yo Momma....
    > >