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Get The Message?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 6, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

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    An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunk."

    A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom.

    Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"

    Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"

    The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."
     
  2. PACKIN' PLASTIC

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