close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Georgaphy observation

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

    1,036
    8
    Dec 28, 2001
    NE Ohio
    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa .....Half discovered, half
    wild,
    naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America .....Well developed and open
    to
    trade, especially for high financed investors.

    Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India .....Very hot, relaxed and
    convinced
    of her own beauty.

    Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France .....Gently aging but sensual,
    with
    an appreciation for the finer things.

    Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....Lost the war, haunted by
    past
    mistakes, and in need of massive reconstruction.

    Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ..... wide and unpatrolled
    borders,
    with a frigid climate that keeps people away.

    Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia ....a long, glorious and
    all-conquering past, but not much of a future.

    From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .....everyone knows where it
    is, but
    no one wants to go there.



    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq .... ruled by a dick.
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

    1,628
    0
    Mar 4, 2002
    Tennessee
    ROFL!!! ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i