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"Games For When We Are Older"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Dec 6, 2004.


  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1
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    "Games For When We Are Older"

    1. Sag, you're It.
    2. Hide and go pee.
    3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
    4. Kick the bucket
    5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse said Bend Over.
    6. Musical recliners.
    7. Simon says something incoherent.
    8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

    SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
    1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
    2. You have to write Post-It notes with your kids' names on them.
    3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

    OLD IS WHEN:
    Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
    to go along.
    Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
    Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
    An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!!!!

    ;N
     
  2. Glockdude1

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  3. okie

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    Oh hell is that what I have to look forward to^4