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Funny, Comedian One Liners

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 20, 2002.


  1. Eddie C.

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    Funny, Comedian One Liners

    Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

    Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
    Me neither."

    Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

    Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a Good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

    Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

    Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."

    George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of Getting married."

    George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

    Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the mercedes-Benz 380SL."

    Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a Condemned building."