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Fruitcakes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 19, 2004.


  1. okie

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    Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes


    10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
    9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.

    8. Send to U.S. Air Force in Afghanistan, let troops drop them.

    7. Use as railroad ties.

    6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.

    5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.

    4. Use instead of cement shoes.

    3. Save for next summer's garage sale.

    2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.

    1. Two words: pin cushion.
     
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